Monday, September 29, 2008

My New Speed Boat


Those local Gold Coast fishermen must be really stupid. They sold me the best speed boat in the whole world and they only charged me HK$50,000. It's got the worlds most advanced engine and the handling is fantastic. But, some of my work colleagues say that because it is the same as the blue fishing boats that zip along at 50 knots in Hong Kong waters, that it can only go in a straight line and can't turn for poo. Since an accident this year with the same style boat overturned in calm waters at speed and 2 people drowned at Chinese New Year. What do they know eh? I know everything!

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