New Easy Job as a Fat Cat in CX

After twiddling my thumbs through several roles in CX for the last 8 years (TSBOE, MC ramp whale, frieghter whale, A300-600 whale, back to freighter whale and now general expert on everything Boeing), I have moved on to a new area - where nobody knows how lazy I am. Having told everybody before the application period closed that I had actually been given the job, I now find myself back-pedalling to make it look like I got the job on merit and an interview, rather than brown nosing and b.s. The exciting thing is that because the job position is new, I can just waltz in and start by doing a whole lot of nothing, followed by a bit of swanning around and finally some foghorning about how wonderful I am - and everyone will think I'm actually working.

(PS for anyone needin' the seed of a fat-cat love whale - see picture of latest happy customer above and ovulation chart below - mmmmmmmmmmm)

Yes, It Was Me I Fixed the Plane.

Well, after having been in Oz for a wedding, and to visit the 36 grey kangaroos on my estate. I have come back to work and fitted right back into the mold of Hero. It was so easy, sit around, say things that sound good and let my 2 other colleagues actually do the running around. Becaus if I run for more than 5 metres, I get this dizzy feeling and wake up strapped to an ECG monitor. What can I say - my work colleagues are schmucks and I'm wonderful...